I remember having an game when i was young called Hunting Ass. It got lost when i moved to my new house. 10 years later when i was cleaning my house, i found Hunting Ass again.
It was really weird looking. The cartridge looked like hyper realistic blood with an text wrote with black marker on front saying Haunted Ass. The game had an note that said this:
Hello. Dont play this game. You will not get ass. If you dont play it now, an skeleton kills you in 24 hours.
I found my old NES and popped the cartridge in. I started playing Haunted Ass. The game was really weird. You were in an desert, where all pyramids are assess with bloody red eyes. I walked forward and Lavender Town music started playing.
When i got further an ass started talking:Don't walk anymore.
I thought it was just an creepy glitch and started walking. Then asses all said You should'nt done that and...
DEUN UN CHIKUN PUPED UT ANT KILED ME FUCKING DED. THEN SNOPPE DOGGE STARTED TLKING DARUDEZ UND SELEKRTON POOPS OAT ANT EVUL PATRIXXXXXXXXXX GIVES SEXXXXX TO SNOPPE DOGGE AND WHO WES BONE.
Also Sexrude - Assstorm